I didn’t even notice turning 20. That particular occasion was buried deep between getting my undergraduate degree, fighting with my (then) boyfriend, and figuring out how I would ever pay back my student loans.
For most women, turning 30 is somehow a bigger deal. When my mother was 30, she had been married for ten years, and had a nine-year old daughter and a four-year old son.
I found my first gray hair this year. Just one. I kept touching it with my finger, and examining it in the mirror. It was just so… curious!
Given how productive I’ve been in the last few years, it is no wonder. Hell, I’m surprised my whole head is not yet white.
It is my birthday today.
As I reflect on my years of wisdom (ha!), I’d like to present a comprehensive list for aspiring 20-somethings.
30 things a woman should do before turning 30
find a foundation that matches her skin tone perfectly
buy a pair of shoes she cannot afford
chop down a tree
have her heart broken
have her heart broken again
go to Burning Man
go on a roadtrip with girlfriends
be able to tell an ale from a lager (or Merlot from Shiraz)
have a signature dish
own a killer outfit have an outfit that makes her feel sexy
learn to drive standard transmission
travel solo for an extended period of time
have at least one person whom you can call at 2am, and they would come
learn how to tie a tie
try smoking, then never smoke again
start a business
buy her own place (or simply have a room of her own)
make something grow
learn another language
ride a motorcycle (preferably along the shores of Ganges)
own a cashmere sweater
make a difference in someone’s life
go into therapy
have someone bring her coffee in bed
write (bad) poetry
go skinny dipping
read Little Women… and Jane Eyere… and Gone with The Wind, and Anna Karenina… read
learn how to clean (and jerk, and deadlift, and squat)
climb a mountain (real or otherwise)
Let’s see how I’m doing…
1. find a foundation that matches her skin tone perfectly
Found it! Unfortunately, it’s Dior. Take a breath before you check out the price tag.
2. buy a pair of shoes she cannot afford
A couple. All Michael Kors. Thank God for Salomon.
3. chop down a tree
I know you are not surprised.
4. have her heart broken
5. have her heart broken again
One day I will write a memoir…
6. go to Burning Man
Not yet. It’s a bit of a logistical nightmare to plan. It takes place in August. Tickets sell out in January (!!!). It’s been on the list for a while, but I have not had a chance to go yet.
7. go on a roadtrip with girlfriends
Part hilarious, part ridiculous, part disastrous. Just the way it should be.
8. be able to tell an ale from a lager (or Merlot from Shiraz)
My favorite museum has been the Heineken museum in Amsterdam. Enough said.
9. have a signature dish
Indian dhal. I’ve even had compliments from my Indian students who were raised on their mothers’ dhal.
10. have an outfit that makes her feel sexy
My Salomon running tights. It makes my butt look fantastic. And, yes, I do own a dress. Mostly because Michael Kors shoes do not go well with running tights.
11. learn to drive standard transmission
All the cars I’ve owned had three pedals.
12. travel solo for an extended period of time
Six months in India. Can’t wait to do that again.
13. have at least one person whom you can call at 2am, and they would come
Yep. I’ve called. They came.
14. learn how to tie a tie
Not pretty, but functional.
15. try smoking, then never smoke again
Ok, maybe not never, but normally not a fan.
16. start a business
Done, and done! 🙂
17. buy her own place (or simply have a room of her own as per Virginia Woolf)
One of the best things I’ve ever done for myself.
18. make something grow
I have a pet avocado.
19. learn another language
Well, I’m writing in my second language… so yeah.
20. ride a motorcycle (preferably along the shores of Ganges)
You better believe it.
21. own a cashmere sweater
22. make a difference in someone’s life
So I’ve been told.
23. go into therapy
Simply so I could use the lines: “My shrink says…” and “I’ll have to talk about this with my therapist”.
24. have someone bring her coffee in bed
And not just once. And it’s just as amazing every single time.
25. write (bad) poetry
Some angry, some even angrier. Usually when I’m in a dark place.
26. sing karaoke
Badly. But yes.
27. go skinny dipping
There are no pictures. Sorry.
Started reading when I was four. Never stopped.
29. learn how to clean (and jerk, and deadlift, and squat)
30. climb a mountain (real or otherwise)
Three peaks in Himalayas.
29 out of 30. Not bad!
And now, if you’ll excuse me… I have a plane to catch.